EYES ONLY: WITSEC Communique
M E M O R A N D U M
TO: Head of Security, Casa de Togo
FROM: Domestic Coordinator, Witness Security Program (WITSEC)
DATE: April 8, 2024
RE: Mia, AKA Federal Witness #K9-Bow-O-Wow
On April 8, 2024, using a major distraction disguised as a solar eclipse, officers from the WITSEC Program, working with local law enforcement and animal control officers, placed the above-referenced witness in your protection today. Following the federal guidelines provided herein, please make Mia comfortable and take necessary precautions to keep her identity a secret. Her safety is a national security priority.
In answer to your recent inquiries, Mia’s placement was made by referral from the late Togo, Agent of S.H.E.D.1 During his active days with the agency, Togo hand-picked Mia for a special assignment that went awry and Mia was separated from her handlers. As she made her escape from hostile territory, Mia witnessed criminal activity involving known persons recently seen in Washington, D.C. You will recognize from the expression on her face in this photo from security video that what she saw was truly shocking.
In his case notes, Togo left very specific instructions that if Mia was ever in danger that she should be transported to Casa de Togo.
Please be on alert for any shady looking individuals prowling around. We have only one picture of Mia when she was undercover with a foreign operative known as Foxie.
Exercise caution if you see him. He has arms. And he’s dangerous. But as you can see, Mia can subdue him if necessary.
On behalf of everyone here at WITSEC and, posthumously, Togo, thank you for taking on the responsibility for the care and safety of Mia.
By the way, we don’t know when or if Mia will ever be called to witness. Don’t call us, we’ll call you.
I N T E R N A L M E M O R A N D U M
TO: All Casa de Togo Residents and Staff
FROM: Joey and Nancy
DATE: April 9, 2024
RE: New General Manager
We are pleased to announce that after an extremely short search process, Mia has been named the new General Manager of Casa de Togo. We will miss the former GM. Togo was a natural-born conversationalist in addition to being an expert in Six Sigma processes. While Togo hewed out a place for the Casa in this Wild West climate, we believe that Miss Mia will bring an added touch of elegance and energy.
Please welcome Mia. She is a little shy and doesn’t seem to want to talk about her past. However, we believe you will find her delightful.
See Togo’s adventures as an agent of S.H.E.D. Click here for the first installment.
Perfect segway ❤️
Togo "being an expert in Six Sigma processes" - tears of laughter! Welcome Miss Mia, I hope you find rest from your world weary adventures.