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Bob Barraclough's avatar

Imagine if all the dog-shed hair on Earth were piled up in one place.....

Joey Cope's avatar

Mr. Bob,

I would gladly contribute to such a project. I may have to get some help with the logistics since Daddy has only allocated two #10 envelopes per week. I've been giving the concept of the project some thought. If we could find the one spot in the world where the winds end up after they blow . . .

Regards,

Mia

michelle Jackson's avatar

Believe it or not, Etsy artists do create with fur. You could provide enough fur to supply 6 artists!

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Ms. Michelle,

Daddy and I don't do Etsy or Pinterest. Or Tik Tok. Daddy says that if here is that much demand that we should probably charge more for my fur, plus shipping and handling.

Regards,

Mia

Kathy Carroll's avatar

Good job on the zoomies, Mia!

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Ms. Kathy,

Thanks for the compliment. This was actually my second session on that day. Plus, I had already taken Daddy on a walk and he neglected to video my first one. It was much more exciting.

Regards,

Mia

Jeff Jones's avatar

I wish a haircut gave me that much energy.

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Mr. Jeff,

Be careful with your wishes. Daddy said that a man named Samson got a haircut and it pretty much ruined him, energy-wise. I don't know this Samson fellow, but Daddy is now giving himself really short haircuts every week. It's done nothing to energize him or even make him look better.

Regards,

Mia